I’m going to start following people slowly I guess. Idk if I’m going to keep up with this one. Ask me for the URL.

bbyzzz
 2074
16 Sep 12 at 11 pm

I need a new job so I can have fun hair again

boobz and a flat stomach would be cool too jus sayin

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I need a new job so I can have fun hair again
boobz and a flat stomach would be cool too jus sayin
 2531
16 Sep 12 at 11 pm

lovefrom-carolina:

bellesandbeauxs:

ladies and gentlemen, here is the moment in time in which my 9 year old self fell in love with ryan gosling for the first time.

BUT REALLY

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lovefrom-carolina:

bellesandbeauxs:

ladies and gentlemen, here is the moment in time in which my 9 year old self fell in love with ryan gosling for the first time.

BUT REALLY
 184614
16 Sep 12 at 9 pm

bdenuriebeautifulmajesticdolphin:

condemned-cadaver:

casselducks-mayo-was-off:

ryanrossjust:

miami-tomatoe:

livvefast:

I Write Coupons Not Tragedies

I Constantly Thank God For Wal-Mart

There’s a Reason These Prices are So Low Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of it Yet

Time to Dance because I Just Saved a ton of Money

Saving money is the most fun a buyer can have without collecting coupons.

The Only Difference Between Between Full Price and Half Off Is a Coupon

Well she’s not bleeding on the Walmart floor just for rollback prices

(Source: 0n0, via margslucia)

bdenuriebeautifulmajesticdolphin:

condemned-cadaver:

casselducks-mayo-was-off:

ryanrossjust:

miami-tomatoe:

livvefast:

I Write Coupons Not Tragedies

I Constantly Thank God For Wal-Mart

There’s a Reason These Prices are So Low Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of it Yet

Time to Dance because I Just Saved a ton of Money

Saving money is the most fun a buyer can have without collecting coupons.

The Only Difference Between Between Full Price and Half Off Is a Coupon
Well she’s not bleeding on the Walmart floor just for rollback prices

lesserjoke:

death-by-butttt:

lesserjoke:

railerat:

Okay, I can’t contain this any longer.

Guys.

There is no such thing as ‘verbing’ a word.

I am afraid Calvin and Hobbes has misled you yet again.

The term is back-formation.

Every time someone says something about ‘verbing’ or ‘nouning’ a word, I get cancer.

I have so much cancer now.

Please, stop giving me cancer.

Thank.

It’s incredibly odd to me that you’re familiar with the term linguists use for this process but dismissive of the fundamental principle of linguistic research: that all language is equally suitable for the task of communication. If people are using ‘verbing’ or ‘nouning’ as words — which clearly they are — then those forms are valid words. There is such a thing as ‘verbing’ a word, because that expression is meaningful to the people who use it.

Saying someone else’s language is bad enough to give you cancer is terribly misinformed and insulting.

can I marry Joe

(And since I’m reblogging this post again, I might as well mention that Dom (amaranthine-ephemerality) is right. Linguists’ technical definition of back-formation wouldn’t even apply to ‘verbing.’ That doesn’t mean back-formation *can’t* apply to such a process, since, again, definitions are determined by the people who use them. But a linguist would probably call ‘verbing’ a noun-to-verb conversion.)

And can we top that by saying that the term “verbing” came from Strunk and White’s Elements of Style, an intensive writing handbook littered with sarcastic undertones. i.e. when they say, “Don’t verb a noun,” they themselves just verbed a noun, that noun being verb.

So in essence, you’re getting butthurt over someone’s sarcasm.

And let’s be honest, you can’t make an asinine ~linguistic~ post on Tumblr and not expect Joe to hand you your ass. Because he always does because he’s awesome and actually knows what he’s talking about.

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 22542
16 Sep 12 at 2 am

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I like boobs

 3653
15 Sep 12 at 11 am

waysofalady:

denverpost:

Great Dane from Michigan is world’s tallest dog

A Great Dane from Michigan is doggone tall.

The Guinness World Records 2013 book published Thursday recognizes Zeus of Otsego, Mich., as the world’s Tallest Dog.

The 3-year-old measures 44 inches from foot to shoulder. Standing on his hind legs, Zeus stretches to 7-foot-4 and towers over his owner, Denise Doorlag.

Zeus weighs 155 pounds and eats a 30-pound bag of food every two weeks.

(Photo: AP/Guinness World Records 2013 book)  

GIVE ME YOUR DOG

I MISS MOOSE :(

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danisnotofire:

danglingthpider:

lordseverus:

hey remember when a pond was just a body of water

when a rose was just a flower

when a souffle was just a baked delicacy

Donna doesn’t

too soon

(Source: roseleslie, via malibushawn)

 1366
13 Sep 12 at 8 pm

“Look at these people, these human beings. Consider their potential…”

David Tenant’s shining moment as the Doctor.

(Source: thewhofiles, via itshardouthereforawiener)